July 29, 2017

►    Customer Feedback:  Michael B. of Nashua wrote, “Finally found the right furniture for our porch after 2 years looking.”  “Jeff Taylor help us find what we wanted.”  “Was very knowledgeable.”  No team members did a bad job.

Sales help, the operations people, communication, and products were all marked as excellent.  He would also recommend us to a friend.  He found no where to improve.  For what we do really well, Michael put “had a good inventory for what we wanted with very good quality.”

►    The August Clearance Sale starts Sunday, July 30; though some items may have started earlier in order to finish on time.

►    Here is what Clearance means.  Not just here, but in every store.

There are no rain checks.  There is no guarantee that the item will remain on sale, or will remain at the same price.    As inventory changes, pricing may change.

If the customer want to be assured of the best price, buy it now.  If the price goes down in 30 days, they can request a credit.  If it goes up, they beat us. You snooze, you loose.

►    The Early August Seasonal Reward$ email goes out on Sunday, July 30.  There are copies of the coupon in the coupon box.  $10 off a $100 minimum purchase.  Only one per customer for the month.

►    The One of These Award for July will be held at the Safety Award Party on August 19, so that more people may attend.

►   Events during the next couple of weeks:.

          July 22-23:  FREE Food. Add cookies & pastries to your FREE coffee and tea in the coffee shop.

         August 1:     August Clearance Sale begins.  Get them while they are hot!

         August 5-6: Customer Appreciation Days: Free Gifts with any purchase while they last.

►     Laughter The Best Medicine HUNGRY? Actual meals and blunders spotted on menus from around the world.  Bon Appetit!

APPETIZERS

White or Whole-Meat Toast

Bacon Butty

Thai-Style Uterus Salad

SOUPS

Cups $3, Bowel $5

MAIN COURSE

Chickenpox Pie

Shrimp and Pest Quesadilla

Milan Stake

(served in dried dread)

Fried Kid and Pork Sauce

Strange Flavor Chicken

Shakey Beef

(cubed demonic steak)

Convolutions Veal

SPECIAL OF THE DAY

From the Chef’s crack

Irritable Scalloped Kidney

DESSERTS

Chocolate Puke

DRINKS

Scothch

Free toothpick with Ad!